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Killer sea creatures and Stanley Kubrick protagonists [Apr. 10th, 2009|12:23 am]
Poop
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[ My headspace is swirling with this emotion: | amused ]
[ My ears are ringing to the sounds of: | Lynyrd Skynyrd, "That Smell" ]
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Note to self: This entry is public because I want to call the pervert out by name.

Bingo of the night so far:

CORSAIRS (98 points) - against Alice P.

High-scoring words of the night so far:

MONDOS (116 points; 2W, 5W, hook off WELFARE for a plural), ANTISEX (110 points; 5W) - against Lyn M.
JAKE (395 points) - against Mark S. [5W, two 2W, hook off HI to make AHI]
TIPTOES (104 points) - against Jan S. [2W, 4W]
STUNS (163 points) - against Leah D. [two 5W, hook off AXE for a plural] (a good deficit-erasing word!)
ARMING (100 points) - against Leah D. [5W, 2W] (different game) (a good deficit-erasing word!)
YOGA (156 points) - against Nancy L. [5W, 2W]
GIFT (100 points) - against Carrie P. [2W, 5W]
REPEAT (160 points) - against Shelley R.-B. [two 4W]

Facebook quizzes taken from Kelly, Angela B., Steve L., and Gretchen:

Sea creatures who will eat you, Transformers, Stanley Kubrick protagonists, elementsCollapse )

Corey and I discussed Milo chocolate drinks (available here and in Malaysia, but not there?!), Tim Tams, hot chocolate, strawberry / chocolate NesQuik, and more hot drinks. He thinks that the Vancouver stoners offended Britney Spears - hahaha, I did hear about that, and think it amusing. Honestly, she can think what she wants, but man.

I got my first creep (Mark William Shaffran) in Wordscraper, who suggested highly inappropriate things regarding sex and drugs. I'm not a prude or sheltered or anything, but seriously! You don't tell me those things, especially in a GAME. Good thing the best revenge is WINNING, which I am doing by a handy margin in BOTH games he started. Thank goodness that I'll never play him again!

Poo nugget for Friday, Apr. 10: Where Beano Fails... - Chester Weimer received a patent in 1998 for airtight underwear that is lined with a charcoal filter. This garment supposedly lets you fart with impunity by absorbing the emitted noxious odors. Lest you decide to don this diaper and let loose in company, bear in mind that this device will do nothing to block out sounds. (I'm listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd's That Smell right now, so this is a quirky amusing coincidence!)
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Rant about old men who BODILY LIFT YOU UP FROM YOUR SEAT so they can sit on the bus! [Aug. 20th, 2006|12:43 am]
Village Idiot
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[ My headspace is swirling with this emotion: | annoyed ]
[ My ears are ringing to the sounds of: | Silverchair, "Abuse Me" ]
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(I've fleshed out the "My Past" memory section, and added a new one for rants / nonsense / reposts... I could have added more entries with the volume of rants here, but don't have time as I have to get up at 7:30... ugh...)

Yes, I know I'm different from most everyone else on the street. I do realize that I don't walk like everyone else, and the first impression of me that you get is likely to be your last. (and therefore you can't look past my disability to see the person underneath, unlike my friends and acquaintances) There is nothing I can do about it, either.

BUT.. why on earth would you assume that if I have problems with walking, that I am also deaf? Believe me, I can hear you when you quite clearly mutter "cripple" (or something similar) underneath your breath. Granted, I don't know you from Adam and hopefully won't see you again.. however, can't you keep your misguided notions inside your pea-sized brain?

For your information (even though you obviously don't need it, having made up your mind instantly and unchangeably), I am NOT crippled just because I have a noticeable limp when I walk. Doesn't mean I like it, but it's all I've ever known and will know. (since I was BORN with it, you flipping blasted idiots) Normally, I don't really think about it at all, but it's amazing the power words have, isn't it? With your one word of ignorance / hate / cruelty (I can't tell, and perhaps I'm lucky that way), you have managed to put thoughts of rage and helplessness in my head. (quite a feat for someone who's normally on an even keel and fairly self-sufficient)

Oh, and also for your information: I do need a seat on the bus, preferably in the courtesy seats. Not that I can't stand on the bus; I have done so, and will probably have to do so again. Notice I'm not saying I'm entitled to a seat on the bus, but if I'm already sitting in a seat, there's little chance I'll give it up because of my balance issues. (unless there's someone who obviously needs it more than me.. crowded buses negate that chance, though)

But for goodness sakes, DO NOT lift me up bodily out of my seat so I can perforce give up my seat to someone! Just because it happens to be the last courtesy seat available, and I look like a younger healthy person with no apparent disability doesn't necessarily mean that I'll give it up for an old lady. Sure, I might have if you'd asked me politely (or if I'd noticed first, which I didn't), but when you go straight to the "personal space invasion method".. that's just NOT cool with me. And absolutely no call to fling an expletive ("Bitch!") at me when I do get off the bus, either!

Damn jabronies.

No, I am not totally rude when old people get on the bus: I will give up my seat for them, or at least make an offer. But in the situation described above, I didn't notice. Not noticing doesn't mean I pretended to be asleep / engrossed in my book so I wouldn't have to give the seat up! Some people, indeed...

Oh, and recognizing a sketch in the paper of a person who's wanted for sexual assaults of some sort on women (because he harassed YOU on the bus!) isn't much preferable to this!
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I LOVE THIS DUNGEON GAME! [Jun. 28th, 2006|09:40 pm]
OMFG Yay!
[ location | home ]
[ My headspace is swirling with this emotion: | productive ]
[ My ears are ringing to the sounds of: | Thrill Kill Kult, "Sex On Wheelz" ]
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Oh man... this was a good game! Now I'm off to play other dungeons or (more likely) Sam and Max, which Corey assures me has a "save" feature / menu at F5.

Scrolls exploding in pillars of flame = loss of 10HP
Potions tasting foul = loss of 5HP
Potions making you feel better = gaining 10HP
Feeling blessed at altars while you pray = gaining 10HP
Bolts of lightning that strike you while you pray = losing 10 HP
It's possible to be killed by the wrath of gods at altars, by burning scrolls, and by tainted potions!


I escaped from the Dungeon of Glowing Dragon!

I killed Harryroberts the arch-demon, Lilaznffairy421 the nymph, Imthjckaz the nymph, Sarala the giant spider, Dot Com the troll, Genkobar the fire elemental, Theferrett the mind flayer, Dwcorey the leprechaun, Urbad2 the dragon, Handofme the floating eye, Theonewhospeaks the dragon, Politzania the kobold, Supermary the leprechaun, Thefirestarter the troll, Winterlion the rat, Astrotre the goblin, Korczyk the nymph, Omni Sinrilus the owlbear, Hostis Leti the rat, Tehgreenfairy the arch-demon, Fate Envies Us the kobold, Hitman2682 the mind flayer, Diet Coke the zombie, Geordiecat76 the rat, Canucks94 the gelatinous cube, Sexnseafoam the zombie, Harlicat the zombie, Chibongo the fire elemental, Yogaclass4cats the floating eye, Lemahtnoze the floating eye, and Windritual the orc.

I looted the Crown of Lazeesod, the Crown of Notwellknown, the Axe of Mentalrant, the Armour of Twins, the Sword of Emoduckie, the Axe of Royalty, the Sword of Weatherguy80, the Dagger of Wonton Mein, the Shield of Computers, the Crown of Nezmet, the Armour of Dreamer , the Amulet of Pinkfloyd63, the Armour of Rubarabadom, the Crown of Chibi Blackie, the Sceptre of Rudezombie, a Figurine of Lusea, the Dagger of Eyeheartnewlife, the Axe of Lackofendorphin, the Amulet of Angelictorment, and 700 gold pieces.

Score: 1125

Explore the Dungeon of Glowing Dragon and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...
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Insane 5000-Comment Extravaganza (started Monday, May 17 / 2004) [May. 17th, 2004|06:16 pm]
Crazy-Eyed Bear
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[ My headspace is swirling with this emotion: | crazy ]
[ My ears are ringing to the sounds of: | Otis Redding, "Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay" ]
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lilaznffairy421 and I have decided to see if we can reach the maximum number of comments on a post, which is currently set at 5000. (I guess the previous limit of 60,000-something was way too much.. probably caused the servers to crash, burn, and explode!)

We're not members of _commentwhores, so no worries there. If you want to help us reach that comment limit on this post, go ahead! (I thought of not allowing anyone else to comment, but that didn't promote a spirit of togetherness)

It will be interesting to see how long this takes, so the post will be dated. Whoever first leaves a comment, please date it. If we ever get to 5000 on the post, date the last one if you remember!

Leave any comments you like on any topic, but remember: I have full veto power, and I can delete anything I choose to. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *evil grin*

By the way: please include a subject line when starting a new thread in the comments section. It makes my job of sifting through emails so much easier. :D


Edit on Wednesday, 2 February 2005 @ 10:50 PM We're done! Yay! :D For Farrah's friends who want to see this for themselves, it's now public. ;)

Edit on Tuesday, 31 May 2011 @ 8:05 PM matt1993 wants to get this up to the newer limit of 10,000 comments.
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Childhood punishments [Mar. 15th, 2004|01:20 pm]
From Jeremy
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[ My headspace is swirling with this emotion: | busy ]
[ My ears are ringing to the sounds of: | Aerosmith, "Walk This Way" ]
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Since this takes up almost five pages in Word, I'll cut it.

Guilt trips, punishments, insults, all of that stuffCollapse )
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A little bit about me for Jim and Sam.. (FAQ) [Jan. 19th, 2004|02:40 pm]
Audio_Slave
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[ My headspace is swirling with this emotion: | busy ]
[ My ears are ringing to the sounds of: | Creed, "Unforgiven" ]
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This is for rogermellie, who wanted to know what my loves and passions in life were.

This is also for p1r4t3_k1ng, who wanted to know what was cool about me. (or not, depending on my outlook) They also have a last name in common: ANDERSON. :D


Here's a short list:

I'm a bit interested in twins (and other multiples; triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets, sextuplets, etc.), babies and kids (I like them to a certain extent, but am a long way from having them right at the moment), reading, humor, true crime, comics.. the list could go on and on.

What I do for fun: reading, going to bookstores and the library, hanging out with friends, eating out with them, keeping in touch with people, listening to music, going to my friends' houses, looking after little kids, sometimes going places by myself, parties at friends' houses, etc.

Foods I like: some Chinese food (hot and sour soup, noodles, curry, wonton soup, etc.), pizza, pasta, chicken, sushi, turkey, Pho noodles, steak, etc.

Music I like: classic rock, some current rock, some pop (no BSB-type stuff for me)... that's about it, though I can stand most other types... even my brother's weird mix tapes of Monster Magnet, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, and Mercury Rev. Some other groups I like include (but are not limited to): Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Everclear, Matthew Good Band, Our Lady Peace, Led Zeppelin, New Order, the Doors, Big Sugar, Creed, Nickelback, Collective Soul, the Police, etc.

Stuff I like to read: humorous stuff, some (auto-)biographies, Guinness World Records stuff (that Primetime TV show is cool), the Outlander series, Bathroom Readers, true crime, trivia, some fiction (and some non-fiction as well), comic strips, stuff about music... guess it all depends on what I feel like reading!

Any more questions? You can ask me in here if you want.. or email me. (that is, if you even know my current email address.. MWAHAHAHAHA)

Oh, and YES.. if you've heard all those rumors, they're true. I am indeed the birthday queen, and I have amazing birthday prowess. (according to my friends Jason and Keith)
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Friends Only [Jan. 8th, 2004|12:51 pm]
the REJECTED icon
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[ My headspace is swirling with this emotion: | accomplished ]
[ My ears are ringing to the sounds of: | Pink Floyd, "Mother" ]
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This journal is friends-only.

To gain access beyond this portal: leave a comment here, even if you've added me first. Please state how you came across this journal. It's entirely up to my discretion who gets added, so play nice.

Once you're added, please explain your username and possibly provide a photo if you're comfortable with that! I don't discriminate on looks, believe me! It's just easier in a way to see online friends' faces, heh.

This is also the place to comment on my Rejected icons. You can find more pictures here. (which I really should show the friend who originally introduced me to the movie)

Story of the Rejected icons

I nicked this one off someone in March 2004. On 9 July 2004, kuraishikaku wanted me to trade icons with him.. he'd had this one too long. I readily agreed.
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